Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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