oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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