ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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