Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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