The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Will exercising make me less horny?
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