I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
cat food counts as protein by the way
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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