dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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