I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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