Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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