i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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