So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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