I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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