you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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