Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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