I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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