sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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