OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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