Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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