she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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