he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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