I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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