Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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