He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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