My hand turned me down
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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