Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she looked like the before picture.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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