It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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