scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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