Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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