so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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