So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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