Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Dick very happy bro
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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