Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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