the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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