Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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