he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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