i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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