Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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