Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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