You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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