Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my being single is dangerous.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
