Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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