Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
