Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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