over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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