I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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