At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
