gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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