Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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