yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize