this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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