so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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