Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Mom said you looked used
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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