I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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