So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
