Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Houston, we have a squirter
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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