Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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