New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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