i think i have herpe
just one?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
