So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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